Planetary Demotion!

I just read that they decided to demote Pluto from planetary status!

EGADS!

Ah - to be a fly on the wall during that 'combative' debate amongst the astronomers. I bet much galatial smack talk was laid down. They even mocked the former planet with a stuffed animal and an umbrella. Whooosh - them Astronomers and their sense of humor, boy.

I can't wait for the ACLU to jump in and claim 'Size discrimination' on this one. Ba dump dump.

On another note...I feel so betrayed that I have always been taught there are 9 planets in the solar system. Oh what to do with all those foam ball models of the solar system out there put together by elementary school kids just trying to conform to the ages old nine-planet standard (imposed by the MAN who is beholden to Pluto interests)!

Will they all fail now?

Will landfills explode because of excessive little foam ball Plutos suddenly flooding the garbage trucks?

I fear the end is nigh...

Humor of the day

So I have been reading this guy's blog for a while now - and I find his particular brand of humor very entertaining. He seems to have a pretty big mean streak and he frequently states how he 'hates people'. This is all so ironic, because he is a Game Master for an online video game called Final Fantasy XI. Basically his job is to deal with player complaints and to deal with them (read: Cutomer Service). How he deals with them, is, well, hilarious.

Let the Hilarity ensue...

OK, OK, so I don't get all the terms he uses either, but its still pretty funny. Just thought I'd share, you know, 'cause I'm like that.

This whole Israel-Hezbollah thing

...is just an encapsulation of why I am generally staying out of discussing politics on my blog any more. Seems pointless to because noone (the media, our government, UN, Europe in general) has any sense any more.

Everyone knows the story by now, Hezbollah invades Israel, kills Israeli troops, captures two soldiers and then returns to Lebanon with them. Israel rightly declares this an act of war and invades Southern Lebanon to destroy Hezbollah.

Of course I knew all along that Israel would never be allowed to finish the business Hezbollah started, and of course I was right. The UN stepped in like they always do when Jews are being killed, insuring that MORE Jews will be killed in the future by forcing a ceasefire upon Israel and Hezbollah. Hezbollah???? cripes. They aren't even a country much less a trustworthy party to a cease fire. The only reason that they even exist is to destroy Israel, kill Jews and spread radical Islam. It's none of the other stuff about 'occupation' or 'oppresion' or whatever other crappy hippie liberal excuse given. It's all about killing infidels - Jews first.

I give this 'cease-fire' crap about a week before it blows back up again because Hezbollah will not back down from Jew killing. PERIOD.Israel will comply by its terms, as they always do, and hezbollah will not. If you haven't figured this out by now, then you shouldn't be following International politics. And of course, right on script, the Hezbollah animals are not complying with the cease fire terms (SHOCK!!!!!) and will not withdraw from Southern Lebanon. Oh and they won't disarm either unless a bunch of other crap happens or if Israel magically disappears from the face of the Earth (read: Jew killing).

This is all so much BS. and I'm tired of it. I hope and pray that someday the world gets over it's Jew hatred and decides to actually defend itself against the true enemy here: Islamic Facism. Because after Israel goes, do you really think these people will stop there? Guess who's next... *ahem*, Euroweenies?