the Beer Machine

now after 5000 years of wasting time brewing beer the old fashioned way, you can make it at home in just 5 to 7 days!

As seen on TV!
Courtesy of Coach Thugg

I mean everyone knows you can make beer in just 5 to seven days with a plastic keg and a plastic bag of beer mix.

*smacks self in head*

now why didn't I think of that! I wonder if it comes with its own Ginsu blade?